[Captain]

Some time ago Varp use to feature quite regularily on this forum but I haven't seen a post from him for some time now. He had some interesting posts and always quite humourous. So Varp if you're out there I just like to let you know that your contribution was appreciated and you're missed. If any one has news on Varp please reply.

Brian
Cobra PF

 

[andybear]

Somehow I just know, that someone will come up with the origin of the "mad as a meat axe" saying. I equally sure the answer will be false but plausible. There are some great tellers of fractured facts around the place. Oh don't you just love it :lol:

I do miss Varp though. I think he was the first to give me a good mentoring, when I sent my first post,

Cheers all Andybear :lol:

 

[PeterJ]

I only know the "not enough room to swing a cat" and "let the cat out of the bag" came from.

 

[RedPhoenix]

Unfortunately, due to the change in ownership of this web site and the lack of response by the owners to my requests to remove my email address from all administrative-level notifications and functionality, I have decided to remove my posts on AKFF. Thank you for the great times, the fantastic learning experiences and the many many fish. If you are desperate for the old content of this particular post, it is available below base64 encoded and bzip2 compressed.

Red.

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[yaker]

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[YakAtak]

pmsl

 

[andybear]

Ok ..... I believe that ....what you say is true, just like the song "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.... thats a gourmet.. :lol:

Cheers all Andybear :lol:

 

[Scott]

Captain, I was in contact with Varp several months ago. He is doing well although having issues personally which i will not go into here. He wished all of us the best and will pop in to say goodaye when he is able to.

Regards Scott

 

[Dodge]

e Butcher replied â€Å"I mad asa me tax bill just came inâ€

 

[RedPhoenix]

Unfortunately, due to the change in ownership of this web site and the lack of response by the owners to my requests to remove my email address from all administrative-level notifications and functionality, I have decided to remove my posts on AKFF. Thank you for the great times, the fantastic learning experiences and the many many fish. If you are desperate for the old content of this particular post, it is available below base64 encoded and bzip2 compressed.

Red.

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[Davey G]

bwahhahaahha.

lunatics....all of you :roll:

 

[RedPhoenix]

Unfortunately, due to the change in ownership of this web site and the lack of response by the owners to my requests to remove my email address from all administrative-level notifications and functionality, I have decided to remove my posts on AKFF. Thank you for the great times, the fantastic learning experiences and the many many fish. If you are desperate for the old content of this particular post, it is available below base64 encoded and bzip2 compressed.

Red.

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[Salty Dog]

Hope Varp is OK, wish him the best if you see him again in the near future Scott.

 

[yaker]

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[varp]

well bugger me....I've been outed!

:?

Thought I might just slowly ease back into the forum life and what happens? I get some weird (but spooky) stats that have me living a double life!!!!

As if I could possibly summon up the energy to be a double poster Meoldchina......

barely got the strength to tap this in......

........feeling weak......

fading now.......

.......is that you mother????

How the F### are yers!

 

[PeterJ]

Well spin me a new one ,The NUTTERhas returned.
welcome back

 

[andybear]

Yay.....welcome back Varp...I hope everything is going well for you. Just be careful where you tread though.....there is a rumour....just a rumour, there may be one or perhaps two nutters on this forum. Just thought I would mention that, because it is not immediately obvious. There was even just the hint that even I, may be one sandwich short of a picnic. :shock:

Well must be off now. The cat won't iron himself :twisted:

Cheers all, Andybear :lol: :lol:

 

[troppo]

Veeeeeerrrry interesting clue you have dug up here Tony..... which led me to do some more digging, and look what I found ....

Varp last posted at AKFF on 3/2/06 ..

Russ joined AKFF on 24/2/06 ..

Russ last posted at AKFF on 24/2/07 ..

Varp is discovered posting on another forum in the UK on 3/03/07 ...

I therefore conclude that these two members are only figments of our imaginations and that Varp invented Russ and that Varp (Alias Russ) is now in the process of repeating this entire hoax in the UK where the above thread on Dorados will continue to 8000 posts before Varp disappears only to reappear as Russ who will sit on a Bean Bag and then commit other strange acts before also disappearing exactly one year later after which it will all start again on 3/03/09 in another country :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Meoldchina, I think you are right, except, it is a chronic and sad case of MSP or Multiple Split Personalities. I observed, as they were leading me out of my room at the, ahem, hospital, that in the next room was someone being cured of MSP and it could have been Russ or Varp or . . . . Anyway, it was big and green and ugly then with the blue zappy thing, it turned yellow and ugly and kind of human, like Russ. After that I saw no more as they set me loose in the forest and they went back up into the sky in the big thingo like 'ET Call Home'.

So, welcome back Varp. And remember, for a well-ironed cat, mail it to Andbear with a stamped-return-envelope.

 

[bazzoo]

well done meoldchina

 

[varp]

Just wrote a huge post, hit the wrong frigging key, it vaporised and I ain't got the heart for another now........ :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

In brief -

Thanks for the welcome........ had a crap year........ been really really sick........ still on industrial strength meds, but looks like they've worked....... got the Kamikaze Dorito out of storage, tooling her up and we will hopefully soon be out on the big blue wobbly and chewing the fat with all nyouse guys on a regular basis.

Cheers Ross (who's Russ anyhoo?)