Where you went wrong son, is you forgot to piss in the pot plant - or even better, piss in the wardrobe
Driving the porcelain bus and repeating a thousand times "Oh god. Oh God" will do you no good at all. You need to spring out of bed, bright eyed and bushy tailed, even if you feel like you're dying and say to your lovely AEEGF "LETS DO SOMETHING SPECIAL TODAY DARLIN. I'M FEELING GREAT"
Really messes with their heads :twisted: