OK Richo,
You've had your birthday, you've raised your AKFF status, now it's time to STOP THIS BLOODY WIND!!!
Yes Richo! While you've been sipping chardonnay and celebrating your lifetime achievements this month, we've been going bonkers waiting for the right conditions out on the water.
Mate, enough is enough! You can have one more celebratory drink and that's it... Get back to work. You've got until October 30 to put an end to this horrible wind.