Ado Novel Published

[RedPhoenix]

Heisenberg and Schrödinger are driving in a car and they get pulled over. Police officer asks “Do you know how fast you were going?” and Heisenberg says “Well not really, but I can tell you exactly where I was”.

The officer thinks this peculiar response is grounds for a search and he finds a dead cat in the boot. He says “Do you guys know there’s a dead cat in your boot?”

And Schrödinger says “Well I do now”.

[BigGee]

OK

its been two days now. So may I ask if it can be purchased on tape yet?

Tape????

[StevenM]

OK

its been two days now. So may I ask if it can be purchased on tape yet?

Tape????

yes tape

not the stuff you wrap the cat in but a audio tape

http://www.booksontape.com/

[BigGee]

Gadzooks.

I thought CD would be the minimum nowadays. That's it, Im getting back in my spaceship and cyber warping outta here.

Gee

[Zed]

I'll read it into tapes for you, Steven, but it might lose something in translation, mait.

[StevenM]

I'll read it into tapes for you, Steven, but it might lose something in translation, mait.

tapes

s

s

as in more than 1?

how big is this book?

[Ado]

170,000 words, give or take a repeated tautology ot two.
Definitely tapes.

[StevenM]

I dont have that far to drive to need a s

[Ado]

I dont have that far to drive to need a s

Drive further then. Where's your commitment?

[Ado]

Heisenberg and Schrödinger are driving in a car and they get pulled over. Police officer asks “Do you know how fast you were going?” and Heisenberg says “Well not really, but I can tell you exactly where I was”.

The officer thinks this peculiar response is grounds for a search and he finds a dead cat in the boot. He says “Do you guys know there’s a dead cat in your boot?”

And Schrödinger says “Well I do now”.

That's not funny even to those that understand it ... unless of course I'm not one of them.

[RedPhoenix]

That's not funny even to those that understand it ... unless of course I'm not one of them.

[Ado]

That's not funny even to those that understand it ... unless of course I'm not one of them.

The sad thing is, I actually laughed at that one.

[Ado]

The most hysterically funny piece of graffiti that I saw at Uni was scratchyed into a desk in a maths lecture room. It said simply ...

2+2=3 for small values of 2

[Artie]

Ill be buggered, this morning I had a break and started reading a novel I had just downloaded to my Kindle.... its started well and has my attention (required If Im to continue reading)... tonight Im cruisin through the unread threads and I find this one... one of our boys is published! How cool! Uhm that title looks familiar... bloody hell, Ado, Im reading your book, great job bloke.....

[Ado]

Update

Sales of The Universe Within are slow but somehow trickling in.
Total sales = 32.
Total royalties = $45 (I don't get paid until it reaches $100).
Total reviews = 3

Amazon reviews are like currency. I'd be stoked if anyone wanted to add to them. Be as harsh as you like.