2012 Forum Quotes of the Year.

[Bertros]

Eric on astroturfing and owner operator handling.
Suspect this thread will be giving a whole lot more as it evolves.
viewtopic.php?f=18&t=54762

Dad jokes, dick jokes and puns get me every time....

rub one tehehehehe

Maybe James can take over eric's mantle of AKFF resident expert in self gratification.

Well, if he's rubbing 147 he's working techniques beyond my grasp.

I'll leave it in his very busy, yet capable, hands.

I see what you did there. Very punny.

It wasn't hard.

It's all coming to a head now isn't it?

Let's polish-off this thread...

Play nice or you'll be playing with yourself.

[eric]

Patwah tries score a freebie off Gra.

Gra don't do no freebies. Or any Kiwi brotherhood crap either.

Can i get one of the Rats nutsacks that you wouldn't give the other bloke?

Cheers cuzzie bro

No. I dont give a Rat's nutsack. Not for anything.

Kiaora.

[gra]

From the Fishing Musician, relating to another forum's server outage.



Gra

[RedPhoenix]

Gatesy on loving relationships.

Zugzwang - a chess term (from game theory) that describes a situation where any move a player makes will weaken their position.

Sounds like marriage

[Bertros]

Gra selling another yak... He's got the sales pitch down:
http://www.akff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=55437

It's a great yak, stable yet sexy. Blue like the eyes of your first love, but with more places to put your rod than the girl you met that night at the bush doof who said she loved you but said the same thing to a couple of your mates.....ahhhhhh, good times.

It's got hatches. It's got a couple of seats. If you dont like the way one of them feels then try the other one, they're different. Viva la difference! That's french. It means " suck it up, the seats dont match".

[TheFishinMusician]

Nezevic, touting one of the lesser known benefits of AI ownership.

Hang on... I just realised the AI comes with a built in stripper pole. Much better than a sports wagon. Continue...

[cjbfisher]

Con loves the filthy tongue

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=55985&p=579643#p579593

[RedPhoenix]

Chris paints a rather.. colourful picture, in the 'should equestrian be an olympic sport' thread, whilst causing several AKFFers to snort their morning coffee out of their nostrils.

If it's person against person there should be standardised gear that everyone has to use.

Yep, everyone plays in the nude, but I don't want to see the weightlifting.

[leftieant]

Patwah works on two levels:

How much would it cost in electricity at your workplace to utilise the microwave for 2 minutes for sayyyyyyyyy.............................making some popcorn?

[nezevic]

Ado with a gloriously visual dad joke...

I'm afraid not.

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[Ado]

No respect.

If I can't improve your catch rate on lures I'll eat my yak!

Even the hooves?

[Scott]

Trev with a reply to the man that has an opinion on everything.

Actually I prefer Hammed Knot to The Mad Monk now. It fits on a number of levels. Monks are usually wise and learned men, a trait not commonly attributed to Mr Abbott. And the word 'knot' conjures up thoughts of intransigence and negativity in my mind. Which I think is a perfect description of the guy.

Honestly the thought of Prime Minister Hammed Knot and his deputy Bile Josh I Up running the country sends a shiver down my spine, and keeps me awake at night.

Have another glass of port Paul. We can't have the elderly not sleeping properly. After all, they could cause disturbances the next day.


trev

[anselmo]

Trev with a reply to the man that has an opinion on everything.

Actually I prefer Hammed Knot to The Mad Monk now. It fits on a number of levels. Monks are usually wise and learned men, a trait not commonly attributed to Mr Abbott. And the word 'knot' conjures up thoughts of intransigence and negativity in my mind. Which I think is a perfect description of the guy.

Honestly the thought of Prime Minister Hammed Knot and his deputy Bile Josh I Up running the country sends a shiver down my spine, and keeps me awake at night.

Have another glass of port Paul. We can't have the elderly not sleeping properly. After all, they could cause disturbances the next day.


trev

Shouldn't that be trev calling the kettle black?

[leftieant]

Eric & cjbfisher demystifying some of Gra's salespeak for us:

as he haggles with himself.

Is that what you call it these days?
I'm off to Wivenhoe for a haggle.

[cjbfisher]

Some very deep words from john316.

Like I said before, age doesn’t save you from feeling gutted or defeated, but maturity can bring a resilience that allows tomorrow to be a better day.