Worlds Longest Topic about Nothin

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Re: Worlds Longest Topic about Nothin

Postby guyak » Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:24 pm

Gent,

I know I am not a reguler poster, But I would rather try to purchase a fart in a jar from Mirranda Kerr in the eski. St--F it just give me the fart in a jar and keep the damm eski. really, its just an esky. but a famouse fart now thats worth biding for.
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Re: Worlds Longest Topic about Nothin

Postby kayakone » Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:41 pm

trev

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Re: Worlds Longest Topic about Nothin

Postby SkyFish » Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:34 am

pm sent.
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Re: Worlds Longest Topic about Nothin

Postby StevenM » Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:44 pm

SkyFish wrote:pm sent.


never got it

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Re: Worlds Longest Topic about Nothin

Postby WayneD » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:07 pm

SkyFish wrote:pm sent.


What is Steve going to do with Julia Gillard?
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Re: Worlds Longest Topic about Nothin

Postby AJD » Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:14 pm

WayneD wrote:
SkyFish wrote:pm sent.


What is Steve going to do with Julia Gillard?


Don't know what Steve intends but I didn't notice any difference between the sound our dear PM's voice and Mr Methane performance. :shock:
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Re: Worlds Longest Topic about Nothin

Postby cjbfisher » Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:04 pm

A Jodhpuri suit (Hindi: जोधपुरी सूट) or Bandhgala is a blend of Indian and western taste. Also known as prince suit, it is a western suit-like product, with a coat and a trouser, at times accompanied by a vest. It brings together the western cut with Indian hand-embroidery escorted by the very famous Nehru collar.[1] Suited for occasions like weddings and formal gatherings. An ideal outfit for relatives and close friends of the bride and groom.
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Re: Worlds Longest Topic about Nothin

Postby kayakone » Sat Jul 28, 2012 5:34 am

cjbfisher wrote:A Jodhpuri suit (Hindi: जोधपुरी सूट) or Bandhgala is a blend of Indian and western taste. Also known as prince suit, it is a western suit-like product, with a coat and a trouser, at times accompanied by a vest. It brings together the western cut with Indian hand-embroidery escorted by the very famous Nehru collar. Suited for occasions like weddings and formal gatherings. An ideal outfit for relatives and close friends of the bride and groom.



Thanks for explaining that Chris. That's been worrying us no end. :shock:
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Re: Worlds Longest Topic about Nothin

Postby kayakone » Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:44 pm

TARF!
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Re: Worlds Longest Topic about Nothin

Postby Occy » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:11 pm

Did you know that statistics show that a divorced man is four times more likely to be involved in a car accident than a married man?
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Re: Worlds Longest Topic about Nothin

Postby cjbfisher » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:26 am

Occulator wrote:Did you know that statistics show that a divorced man is four times more likely to be involved in a car accident than a married man?

What about one that's never been married? Or, one that's been married, then divorced, then re-married?
C'mon Occy. Don't go round telling half-arsed stories.
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Re: Worlds Longest Topic about Nothin

Postby kayakone » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:30 am

cjbfisher wrote:
Occulator wrote:Did you know that statistics show that a divorced man is four times more likely to be involved in a car accident than a married man?

What about one that's never been married? Or, one that's been married, then divorced, then re-married?
C'mon Occy. Don't go round telling half-arsed stories.



What are you doing Chris? :twisted: :twisted:

Read the thread title.



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Re: Worlds Longest Topic about Nothin

Postby scoman » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:39 pm

Just about to drop into the dentist. Have an appointment at the bank on the way. What sort of loan should I arrange? Credit card, personal loan, overdraft? Should I organise a line of credit even? :lol:
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Re: Worlds Longest Topic about Nothin

Postby nezevic » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:55 pm

Did you know that the penis of the tokoloshe is so long he has to hang it over his shoulder?
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Re: Worlds Longest Topic about Nothin

Postby scoman » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:21 pm

nezevic wrote:Did you know that the penis of the tokoloshe is so long he has to hang it over his shoulder?


Thanks Jon I was trying to keep my nickname quiet.
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