November Caption Comp - WINNER ANNOUNCED

[bongorust]

"Yeah, we're still taking bets for the midget VS shark tournament"

[danofish]

Whats that? Your mother is moving in with us - and I have to build her an add on where my shed is - and in the meantime you said she can have our room? No worries that is fantastic - I'll get started as soon as I get back - just gonna have a quick dip first..

[garmac]

"yeah Im just waiting for the tax man to finish his swim before he audits our books... he looks mean...you sure they're up to date?"

[ausbass]

a classic quote i hope i dont get in trouble for using:

"i think we need a bigger boat"

[johnny]

I thought I saw a pussy cat

[check those ears in the water]

[RedPhoenix]

"Hey Fred.. remember how drunk you were last night, when you were telling me about how you just had awesome sex with a mermaid?

The good news, is that she wants to see you again..
The bad news, is that I reckon you might want to put away the beer goggles for a while mate."

Red.

[Jon]

Good day SeaWorld. We have another baby dolphin stuck in the bay again. Can you bring the helicopter and winch round ASAP.

[keza]

"tell the director that i need a new co-star and tell the props people that we ordered a dolphin - not a shark"

(trouble on the set of Flipper the movie)

[fishingchap]

[bankmaggot]

Hun,made up my mind,were moveing to Australia!

[wongus]

Hey, when you sold me the unit, you said that it was 'guaranteed no sharks or my money back' . Well, I'm having a little trouble bringing the unit back to make a claim. Maybe you can pop down to the beach and help me with some field troubleshooting...

[scleburne]

Mate, forget the boat, forget the kayak's, just get down here with a few raw chickens.

[Sellz]

Greg's Kayak Safari's

Phone call to client/customer

" Hi it's Greg's Kayak Safari's, just wanting to know why you haven't turned up this morning???"

[Alster99]

Hi honey, any chance of dropping off a change of underwear?

[joejoe]

hay davo
that new burley workes a treat