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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby koich » Sun May 06, 2012 8:09 pm

Needs more hipster chicks cooking cupcakes.
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby garyp » Sun May 06, 2012 8:10 pm

Ummmm. No cute girl yet. What the?
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby patwah » Sun May 06, 2012 8:24 pm

kraley wrote:
patwah wrote:
garyp wrote:I heart the cry baby!


I also heart him and his crazy running...



he went ballistic too soon - i dont think even alvin wept until week three.........


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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby Ado » Sun May 06, 2012 9:51 pm

Where's a honey(ed?) badger when you need one.
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby gra » Sun May 06, 2012 10:00 pm

Actually I found the slightly alternative chick with the "ravis" sorta hot, in a hairy-bush kinda way. Weird, she wasn't really special. But there you go, sometimes "average" chicks do it for me. Not sure why. It's not like I'm hot on the crab girl, that would be weird.
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby patwah » Sun May 06, 2012 10:07 pm

gra wrote:Actually I found the slightly alternative chick with the "ravis" sorta hot, in a hairy-bush kinda way. Weird, she wasn't really special. But there you go, sometimes "average" chicks do it for me. Not sure why. It's like I'm hot on the crab girl, that is Gra style.and Gra loves Crab Girl, The Gra loves that sideways shit, The Gra lives for Crabs.........and shit


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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby gra » Sun May 06, 2012 11:15 pm

Thanks Wah, that's what I meant to say. Bring on that sideways crab shit..and shit.
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby keza » Mon May 07, 2012 7:25 am

Only caught a glimpse whilst up in the hospital.
The bit I saw had some tear bucket hugging the judges on day one.
By my calculations he should be bending them over with gratitude on about day 5.
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby patwah » Mon May 07, 2012 8:34 am

keza wrote:Only caught a glimpse whilst up in the hospital.
The bit I saw had some tear bucket hugging the judges on day one.
By my calculations he should be bending them over with gratitude on about day 5.


he will be known as "The Plow"
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby TheFishinMusician » Mon May 07, 2012 5:50 pm

I come for the cooking but I stay for the back stories.

I'm hoping this year we will see our first auschwitz survivor.
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby eric » Mon May 07, 2012 6:28 pm

There hasn't been a violent outburst involving weapons yet either. I reckon a gladiator episode might be the go.
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby eric » Mon May 07, 2012 7:14 pm

Yukio is a screamer.
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby garyp » Mon May 07, 2012 8:33 pm

The Avengers was much better viewing
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby DaftWullie » Tue May 08, 2012 7:11 am

eric wrote:Yukio is a screamer.


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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby eric » Wed May 09, 2012 7:27 pm

The salmon is also better at Hungry Jacks.
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