Masterchef 2012

[eric]

Where is it? I'm being over run by The Voice and need more cooking ideas.

[garyp]

Please hand your Man card to the mods!

[eric]

Please hand your Man card to the mods!

There's a subsection of the Mancard Protocol that only permits me to hand over my Mancard to a current holder of a Mancard.

So that's a no.

[patwah]

Where is it? I'm being over run by The Voice and need more cooking ideas.

Early May;

the chick with the Salmon looks whack

[patwah]

May 6, bring it

[kraley]

i wont watch unless they give me alvin back to h8 on.

[patwah]

i wont watch unless they give me alvin back to h8 on.

At first....i was feeling extremely nervous....

[FazerPete]

I'm in the middle of reading Chart Throb. Ben Elton's satirical take on reality shows which probably has more truth in it than anyone TVland will admit.

Defintely worth a read unless you'd like to keep hold of the illusion that talent and skills have anything to do with winning one of these things.

[patwah]

Defintely worth a read unless you'd like to keep hold of the illusion that talent and skills have anything to do with winning one of these things.

Does anyone actually believe these people are talented and skilful?

[Davey G]

I think they should get the masterchef contestants to cook in the kitchen of the Block and then feed the results to the Biggest Losers. The last to eat their meal gets voted off the island and has to sing a Keith Urban song while dancing with Kerrie Anne Kennerly. Then Bear Grylls skins them and eats their eyeballs.

Reality shows are great.....the first time. After the 3rd or 4th repeat / series they don't quite have the allure of the original.

[Ado]

Then Bear Grylls skins them and eats their eyeballs.

Cops, adults only edition?

[eric]

i wont watch unless they give me alvin back to h8 on.

Zumbo isnt enough?

[patwah]

Its time

[eric]

Its time

I'm there.

[koich]

Waiting for the block to finish then it's on like kong.