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Masterchef 2012

Postby eric » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:39 pm

Where is it? I'm being over run by The Voice and need more cooking ideas.
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby garyp » Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:37 pm

Please hand your Man card to the mods!
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby eric » Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:40 pm

garyp wrote:Please hand your Man card to the mods!


There's a subsection of the Mancard Protocol that only permits me to hand over my Mancard to a current holder of a Mancard.

So that's a no.
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby patwah » Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:36 pm

eric wrote:Where is it? I'm being over run by The Voice and need more cooking ideas.


Early May;

the chick with the Salmon looks whack
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby patwah » Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:26 am

May 6, bring it
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby kraley » Tue Apr 24, 2012 12:10 pm

i wont watch unless they give me alvin back to h8 on.
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby patwah » Tue Apr 24, 2012 12:40 pm

kraley wrote:i wont watch unless they give me alvin back to h8 on.



At first....i was feeling extremely nervous....
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby FazerPete » Tue Apr 24, 2012 3:57 pm

I'm in the middle of reading Chart Throb. Ben Elton's satirical take on reality shows which probably has more truth in it than anyone TVland will admit.

Defintely worth a read unless you'd like to keep hold of the illusion that talent and skills have anything to do with winning one of these things.
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby patwah » Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:21 pm

FazerPete wrote:

Defintely worth a read unless you'd like to keep hold of the illusion that talent and skills have anything to do with winning one of these things.


Does anyone actually believe these people are talented and skilful?
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby Davey G » Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:32 pm

I think they should get the masterchef contestants to cook in the kitchen of the Block and then feed the results to the Biggest Losers. The last to eat their meal gets voted off the island and has to sing a Keith Urban song while dancing with Kerrie Anne Kennerly. Then Bear Grylls skins them and eats their eyeballs.

Reality shows are great.....the first time. After the 3rd or 4th repeat / series they don't quite have the allure of the original.
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby Ado » Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:17 pm

Davey G wrote:Then Bear Grylls skins them and eats their eyeballs.


Cops, adults only edition?
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby eric » Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:22 pm

kraley wrote:i wont watch unless they give me alvin back to h8 on.


Zumbo isnt enough?
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby patwah » Sun May 06, 2012 6:57 pm

Its time
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby eric » Sun May 06, 2012 7:00 pm

patwah wrote:Its time


I'm there.
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Re: Masterchef 2012

Postby koich » Sun May 06, 2012 7:02 pm

Waiting for the block to finish then it's on like kong.
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