2012 Forum Quotes of the Year.

[keza]

Time to get this one up and running again.


Lets start with a bit of bream bashing between the BIG boys:

absolutely disgusting shit eating, disease spreading little packages of filth.

You're not talking about bream are you?

[RedPhoenix]

Eric rings the bell, with a discussion that manages to encompass politics, cats, fishing, bacon, kayaks and poo.

Do they make one for cats?

I had a look, but every time I add cat to the google search terms I end up back here on AKFF in the For Sale section with someone trying to entice me to buy bulk bacon with kayaks, fishing gear and related paraphernalia.

viewtopic.php?f=18&t=53207&start=30

[nezevic]

Bruus Mate, so not only do you freely admit to targeting those filthy snot logs, you didn't even get a measure on it? Give yourself an uppercut. You win second prize; I'm gunna whack an AKFF sticker on a crap old fibreglass Jarvis Walker for you and give you a pack of dried mullet strips for your next catty mission.

Gra

Who else but gra delivering competition advice.

[Scott]

Eric again

You're awesome Bildad. If it's not homophobic shit you post it's racist stereotypes.

Seriously the best bloke on the forum.

Wondered when you were gonna grace us with your presence once again,
What? Just get back from Mardi Gra did you?
Or are you just dissappointed you couldn't make it because of the floods?
Are you for real?
Are you like the spokesperson (notice I said spokesperson so as not to offend your sensitive self with my political incorrectness) for minority groups in Australia?
I mean fairdinkum, if you can't determine the difference between a little toungue in cheek humour and blatant prejudice ignorance, then when or if your IQ ever gets to 90 sell!

Yep.

Better to sell out at 90 than sit on 71.

[eric]

Gra tells TFM to loosen his grip, TFM bites back and it's going to get sticky.

Someone!

Please!!

This is killing me!

Killing you?!! Geezus, it's 20 minutes from my door, I want an Ai, and I have 3 yaks that are all dusty, meaning I have nowhere to put it and a wife that would turn off the tap that feeds the already-very-small trickle of love that i get to drink from once a month. And it's 2 bucks. Sure, it's killing you...get rooted...

Pffft.
Spare me!
Surely you've still got half a functioning kidney you can sell, and as for the trickle of love, just take matters into your own hands.
Just think of all that extra stability you could already be utilizing in the middle of wivenhoe!


Shame.
Shame on you sir.

[nezevic]

I call my member Scott.

he's got no mates?

No, it's because it's got a beard & looks like a haggis!

[Zed]

^That one had me spitting. Worthy addition.

[nezevic]

Trombone-player fish?

Reasonable variety there; trout, redfin, bass... any indication that one species is starting to achieve dominance?

Red.

Red having a dig at The Fishin Musician

[Ado]

I don't own a net. My theory is if i don't have one then i won't be tempted to catch butterflies and frolic naked in the daisies.

[RedPhoenix]

Ado manages to link both the 'what am I reading, what am I watching, AND the prohibition threads in one hit.

Hopefully your solo writing career goes better than the solo singing career after the split with George.

RIDGLEY not RIDGELEY.
Jeez, I thought dropping the E would be enough. Wait, that sounded wrong. That's what George did, and look where it got him.

[TheFishinMusician]

Eric, in the clothing thread quotes one of the all time great quotes

http://www.cafepress.com.au/cp/customiz ... =638436351

[mod edit: for historical context: viewtopic.php?f=18&t=36733&start=30#p400449 .. can't find the original thread though]

[eric]

Eric, in the clothing thread quotes one of the all time great quotes

http://www.cafepress.com.au/cp/customiz ... =638436351

[mod edit: for historical context: viewtopic.php?f=18&t=36733&start=30#p400449 .. can't find the original thread though]

It's in Bar and Grill, Kraley kicking clear with a Koich handball.

viewtopic.php?f=86&t=38462&start=45#p400377

[gra]

I need a soft toy.

Any plans for one?

K1

I thought at your age thats all you were left with, unless you pickup some little blue pills.

[nezevic]

I tied my tent to a Wah in high winds and it held up better that two bucks worth of processed tree snot.

As long as you like a tent with built in cavity search.

[sbd]

Enjoy it while it lasts.
In 2 days you will see the revenge of the 6th.